Funny News Headlines
From ferrets on steroids to Chinese faux lion-dogs, here we have the hilarious world of reality in funny news headlines.
The Car Stealing Dwarf Child!
Well you can’t knock the lad’s initiative, although we do wonder how he managed to reach the pedals?
Beware the Steroid Ferrets!
This sounds like a 1950’s science fiction movie – “Attack of the 50ft Steroid Ferrets” anyone?
Slow and stealthy is the trick here, just don’t decide to have forty winks the other side of the fence!
In fairness the empty apartment was standing around suspiciously and refused to answer any questions. The tomato plants were released on police bail the next day.
Little Man Syndrome
Pug proves that it’s not just inadequate short men that suffer from little man syndrome, stumpy little dogs are just as susceptible.
Cancel the Party
The only person in the world to be named after a New Jersey tuna factory is still with us after all.
The search was called off when she spotted herself in reflected in the widow of a nearby convenience store.
James and the Giant Mango
Most of us have had a bit too much to drink on occasion and woken up the next morning in bed beside a traffic cone, or maybe supermarket trolley in living room, something of that order.
How do you explain to your wife and neighbours why there is a 30ft orange mango in your front garden? Seriously, how do you even begin?
Cash or Card Sir?
I want to know how they settled on 15 Big Macs. I mean, is this the going rate or did they haggle? Did he start of at say: “20 Big Macs, 5 Cheese and Bacon Burgers, 8 Large Cokes, 17 Large Fries and 12 McFlurries”? and then they just gradually beat him down?
Just Look Fierce Fido!
Apparently it was only caught out when the dog, a Tibetan Mastiff, started barking.
It’s not just your faux Gucci handbags and Jimmy Chooish shoes that the Chinese will fake, you can’t even trust their animals to be genuine!